Tuesday, 20 January 2015

DPS Sketches and Article draft.



Text draft: 
Double trouble Tottenham based Mathemetallica tells Bangerang TV that they were cleary no ‘Master Of Numbers’ as Vocalist and Bassist Via Verdana  laughed, “Maths? I F*cking that sh*t!”  despite the fact it is the name of their best selling  album earning their fourth consecutive album  in the country, the record hit 903,200 copies worldwide in the first two days of the release making it the fastest selling album on the ITunes  store.
Now a’ 2 girl band’ after Maggy Gerald got a little too wild partying with Prince of Sweden (Steve) off stage finding herself locked behind bars that night after guest complained at the Valley Hotel disturbance from the room above.  Gera;d was found in a pool of blood, with the room in a violent rampage. The guitarist and back up vocalist smashed her head on the mirror, claiming to hear voices in her head whilst in a drug-and-booze filled fury, rushed to hospital to be treated after the police were called to the scene. She is now facing charges of drug possession as hashish and heroin substances were found in her purse.

 Friends and the band members recalled that the normally shy peacemaking musician was apt to become aggressive, stubborn and obscene if she drank, the two remaining artist made no comment of this sudden event.  But Maggy last tweeted, “ I’m tired of everything.”  Puzzled fans coming up with, ‘#WhereIsMaggy?’ buzzing on Twitter when vocalist and bassist Via Verdana and drummist , Samantha Eron  performed at Poetic Justice Cafe celebrating the realest of ‘Master Of Numbers’ with no sign of Maggy.  Avoiding the questions from fans on our Bangerang Tweet Tuesdays Live about Maggy, they bursted into to laughter after a fan tweeted, ‘So...are you really masters   of numbers?”  Both confessed they did not enjoy the perks of being at school, “We actually flopped our GCSE’s.At least I went to the exam..,” Samantha glanced at Via who rolled her eyes, “What was the point of me going, if I was doomed to fail anyways? I’m smart. I just chose not be...school isn’t for everyone and it wasn’t certainly for me...hey that rhymes,ha!”, then Samantha followed with, “It’s a miracle you got a C in English,”  and Via responded, “Thanks to the most incredible English teacher, who seemed to be the only one who believed in me, taught me how to express myself through poetry...and here I am best singer and song writer of 2014 and of a band!” Via mentioned being influenced by Pete Seeger, ‘Words that carry depth meaning,’ also inspired by feminist poet Carol Ann Duffy , “Words of wisdom from that woman..”.


                                   Samantha ranted about the Anglo Saxon  school system and the  neglect they had on her friends because they thought, ‘We weren’t good enough, we weren’t going to university because they predicted that we were less likely and they concentrated on kids who were. So I didn’t see the point of trying if they have already given up on me. Never the less, detentions and extra tuition formed the 3 of us, only that, I’ll thank my school for.”

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